Episode Guide

My Life in Four Cameras -- July 3, 2008
When J.D. meets a former writer from his all time favorite TV show "Cheers", he begins to picture his life at the hospital as a bland, multiple camera sitcom. Back in reality, Dr. Cox is relunctant to fire an amiable cafeteria worker, while Turk and Carla struggle to keep their promise of constant romantic affection afloat.

My Quarantine -- June 26, 2008
J.D. tries to impress Kylie by paying a hobo in the hospital to fake a heart attack, when everything becomes boring due to a quarantine that he caused. Turk learns, that Carla dated Dr. Cox and gets mad at her for not telling him. Also, Danni Sullivan returns to annoy everyone, causing a constant fight between Ted and Doug.

My Hypocritical Oath -- June 19, 2008
J.D. has a crush on a girl whom he met at a club, and he's torn about telling her that her boyfriend has Gonorrhea. Elliot decides to take a stand against Dr. Kelso with one of her patients. And Dr. Cox is blackmailed by the Janitor for a basketball game's score, after he spoils the end of "The Sixth Sense."

My Lucky Charm -- June 12, 2008
A man injured in a bar fight teaches Turk and J.D. a lesson about living life to the fullest. Dr. Cox and Jordan have different opinions on having another child or not.

My Ocardial Infarction -- June 5, 2008
Elliot starts showing up J.D. as the calmer, more competent doctor. A date with the Janitor leads to a cappella sing-off between his "group" and Ted's band. Turk starts taking his diabetes more seriously when he realizes the dire consequences of the disease.

My Best Moment -- May 29, 2008
When J.D. has to address a bunch of pre-medical students about what it's like to be a doctor, he strays off the beaten path and chooses to discuss his best moments as a doctor instead. Meanwhile, Elliot is forced to face her fear of children, when she must befriend a ten year old boy, whose father is being treated in the ICU.

My Female Trouble -- May 15, 2008
J.D. stirs things up with his newfound relationship with Neena who treats him badly and threatens everyone around her with her cold-hearted ways. Meanwhile, Elliot sets out to prove that she isn't the doctor she was four years ago and that she does not need to rely on anyone.

My Malpractical Decision -- May 8, 2008
There's trouble for J.D. and Dr. Cox when a patients' daughter threatens malpractice. Meanwhile, Elliot guides Doug to a new career path and Turk struggles to avoid a hypochondriac patient.

My Last Chance -- May 1, 2008
When Molly takes a job at a different city, she and J.D. end up having a night of kissing, and he tries to rush to sleep with her before she leaves. Dr. Cox goes on ambulance duty with a maniac, who he eventually finds out is a woman who has lost her son in an accident.

My Common Enemy -- April 24, 2008
J.D. decides he won't start dating again until Elliot does, but doesn't expect the person she starts dating to be his brother Dan. Turk tells him to use the "hurt brother excuse" to get them to break up, but J.D. realizes he isn't hurt at all. Meanwhile, Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso unite to try and torment their common enemy: Dr. Molly Clock.

My Cake -- April 17, 2008
J.D. is dismayed when his brother Dan shows up with news of their father's recent death. The reactions from his co-workers help J.D. a little, but the one person who he wanted to be there for him, Dr. Cox, is too busy with J.D.'s patients. Meanwhile, Dan sits drunk in the bath tub the whole day and Turk finds out he has Type II Diabetes.

Story -- April 3, 2008
Elliot becomes unsure, if she wants Molly as her mentor, when she finds out that Molly does not have a perfect home life. J.D. is tested in leadership skills when Dr. Cox yells at him in front of his interns. Carla and Turk try to come to an agreement when Turk continuously wakes Carla up every night.

My First Kill -- March 27, 2008
J.D. is shocked to hear Dr. Cox tell his interns that eventually, they will screw up and kill a patient. J.D. fears his first time killing someone will soon be upon him. Elliot is upset with Molly, after she disagrees about a patient's promise to attend drug rehab. Meanwhile, Carla loses Rowdy, and she and the Janitor go looking for him.

My New Game -- March 20, 2008
Dr. Cox is having issues with Jordan, since Ted revealed that they are still technically married due to some filing problems. J.D. has problems of his own as he can't shake off the tag of Co-Chief Resident the Janitor assigned to him.

Meanwhile, Turk begins to doubt his abilities after a patient dies on him and Dr. Cox and Molly spar about her involvement in his patients.

My Office -- March 13, 2008
Molly tries to reconcile J.D. and Elliot, while waiting to see which one Dr. Cox will give the Chief Resident position to. Molly and Carla are experiencing some subtle conflict and Elliot and J.D. begin to come together after long boughts of conflict of their own.

My Old Friend's New Friend -- March 6, 2008
The new Dr. Molly Clock arrives with her spaced out personality and doesn't cease to call J.D. "Johnny". But J.D. is fine with it, because there is nothing that is going to bring down his last week of being a resident before he officially becomes a full fledged doctor.

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