Episode Guide

Let Them Eat Pie -- May 29, 2006
Michael punishes the children by making them eat pies morning, noon and night, but it's punishment for a dieting Janet as well.

Michael's Garden -- May 22, 2006
Michael proves to be a nervous patient, when his doctor recommends a colonoscopy exam.

He Heard, She Heard -- May 15, 2006
Claire is trying to sneak into a party and it's Michael's mission to catch her in the act.

Thru Thick and Thin -- May 8, 2006
Janet finally returns from her mother's house and she's brought a few extra pounds along with her.

Perfect Dad -- May 1, 2006
The children are fed up with Michael and dream of the perfect dad.

No Rules -- April 24, 2006
Junior refuses to clean his room or remove his bicycle from the driveway, Claire won't get off the phone, Kady is putting Mommy's lipstick on photographs all over the house and Michael is fed up.

Michael responds by messing up Junior's room even more, hanging up the phone during Claire's conversation and putting lipstick all over Kady's face.

Mom's Away - Part 2 -- April 17, 2006
Michael teaches Junior and his basketball teammates a lesson about fair play, Claire tells her friend to talk to Michael about how to deal with her positive pregnancy test.

Through flashbacks, Michael tells Kady a tale of how she was born, which includes a trip to Shaquille O'Neal's house.

Mom's Away - Part 1 -- April 10, 2006
While Janet is away, Michael has his hands full dealing with the kids' antics and concerns, which range from a positive pregnancy test that might belong to Claire.

The kids try to cheer up little Kady because she misses her mother and Junior does not realise that his basketball teammates are taking advantage of him.

A Little Romance -- March 27, 2006
Michael envies his brother's carefree life and endless array of gorgeous girlfriends - and wonders if his love life can ever recapture the heat it used to have.

Breaking Up and Breaking It -- March 20, 2006
Michael steals his daughter's first boyfriend and Junior learns a painful lesson.

He Said, She Said -- March 13, 2006
Michael and Jay learn that sometimes, men and women really do speak different languages.

Snapping And Sniffing -- March 6, 2006
Junior has trouble with a bully and Jay tries to break Kady of a bad habit.

Working It -- February 27, 2006
Claire turns a cold shoulder to her mother, while Michael tries to motivate Junior to pass his algebra final.

Making The Grade -- February 20, 2006
Junior lies about getting an A in algebra, and Michael and Jay torture him into confessing.

Of Breasts And Basketball -- February 13, 2006
Michael feels Junior is not respecting his authority, and worries that his daughter is embarrassed by him.

Grassy Knoll -- February 6, 2006
Michael and Jay take a fashion trip down memory lane and Junior experiments with marijuana.

The Truth Hurts -- January 30, 2006
Kady punishes her dad and Michael tries to ferret out a liar in the family.

Pilot -- January 23, 2006
Michael wants Janet to turn down a full-time job offer, so she can tame their out-of-control kids.

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