Episode Guide

The Anniversary II -- October 30, 2006
Unbeknownst to Janet, Michael is actually making preparations to renew their wedding vows, complete with a serenade by R&B singer Brian McKnight.

The Anniversary I -- October 23, 2006
Janet tries to hide her disappointment, when she finds out that Michael plans to play golf on their anniverary.

Jr. Gets His License -- October 16, 2006
When Jr. finally gets his driver's license, he buys his first car - a dilapidated, gear-grinding, backfiring clunker, instead of the sensible car that Michael picked out for him. And, right before school picture day, Claire's vanity takes a hit, when her face is swollen from a tooth ache.

The Bowling Show -- October 9, 2006
It's a bowling fight to the death when Michael, who would rather have stayed home and watched a big boxing match, is pitted on the lanes against his archenemy, Stu Tyler and his entire annoying family. And the bowling alley is overrun with trekkies, who believe Claire is a Romulan Queen.

Make Over -- October 2, 2006
After running into Michael's beautiful and successful former girlfriend, Janet is overwhelmed with feelings of inadequacy, so Claire convinces her to get a make over to boost her self-esteem. Meanwhile, Jr. attempts to complete a dare, by stealing a girl's bra from the locker room.

Back Story -- September 25, 2006
When the kids tease him about getting old, Michael pretends to have hurt his back in a game of Twister, so they will have to cater to his every whim.

Jr. Kyle, Boy Genius -- September 18, 2006
Janet and Michael, who are concerned about the future of their often dimwitted son, Jr., are astounded when the boy takes an intelligence test that ranks him in the genius category.

Meanwhile, upon returning from a visit to Claire's school, Kady wants to be a hall monitor and proceeds to get on everyone's nerves, as she carries out her self-appointed duties.

Working Relationship -- September 11, 2006
In an unprecedented creative collaboration, the creators of the comedy series, pay tribute to Steven Spielberg's timeless and beloved classic, E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial. The characters of My Wife and Kids will re-enact some of E.T.'s most memorable scenes, in a story that features five-year-old Kady.

Kady furiously pedals away on her bike with her E.T doll in the handlebar basket, her bike hits a bump in the road, flies up in the air and takes her on the ride of a life-time across the moon - à la Elliott in E.T.

Return of the Wall -- September 4, 2006
Janet's competitive spirit comes on so strong while coaching Kady's soccer team, that the more easygoing Michael is forced to take over. But, while his teaching methods delight the five-year-olds, they do little to improve their game.

Papa Said Knock You Out -- August 28, 2006
Michael works out to maintain his youthfulness through boxing. When Junior overhears a suggestive conversation between Claire and her boyfriend, he asks his father to teach him how to box, so he can protect his sister's honor.

Failure To Communicate -- August 21, 2006
Michael's father Joe calls, saying that he and his wife Ann are coming for dinner that night. Jay says they must try to get along with his parents, though they can be difficult at times.

Double Date -- August 14, 2006
When Claire asks permission to go on her first date with Tony, Michael agrees, but on one condition - That the couple go on a double date with him and Janet.

Table for Too Many, Part 2 -- August 7, 2006
At the Japanese restaurant, Micheal feels like he's being ripped off at every turn, and things go from bad to worse, when the Kyles are seated with the incredibly annoying Tyler family.

Table for Too Many, Part 1 -- July 31, 2006
Michael reluctantly takes the family to a Japanese restaurant. When they get there, the problems start before they even get inside. The valet charges 7 dollars to park their car – a rip-off according to Michael.

Once inside thay have to wait forever to get to a table and to micheal's dismay, they must share a table with the annoying Parker family.

Road Trip -- July 17, 2006
Jay organizes a historic trip to Paul Revere's house for the entire family to learn more about American history. Michael, unlike Jay, isn't so excited about spending a long time with Jay and Claire in a car.

The trip is full of problems, but the family survives. But when they finally get to Paul Revere's house, it's closed.

Get Out -- July 10, 2006
Michael is on a mission to get his notoriously late family dressed and ready to go to a wedding in 15 minutes, but everybody has some sort of problem that keeps them from getting fully ready.

Quality Time -- July 3, 2006
Michael wants time alone, leading a frustrated Janet to seek marriage counseling. Meanwhile, Junior wonders why Claire suddenly wants to hang out with him and his friends.

Learn to Earn It -- June 26, 2006
After they squander their allowance, Michael teaches the kids a lesson about finances.

Letting Go -- June 19, 2006
Michael accidentally kills Kady's hamster, but is reluctant to tell her.

The Whole World Is Watching -- June 12, 2006
Thanks to Junior's 24-hour web camera, the whole world knows that Michael and Janet are no longer arguing.

Jay Gets Fired -- June 5, 2006
Jay gets fired from her job and becomes a stay-at-home mom, driving everyone crazy.

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